When I was thirteen, I was really fucking ugly. But I’m better now I learned how to apply eyeliner And how to smile properly How to make out with pretty girls And suck dick in cars I learned how to sway my hips and bite the insides of my cheeks for pictures So my face looks thinner Because the camera adds ten pounds my boyfriend says he doesn’t care if I have I learned I was ugly But I also learned the cure Now the first step in being cured of anything is to understand what causes it So I turned myself inside out Exposing pulsing muscles and dripping watery blood onto grass And really looked at the ugly that had turned my guts to yesterday’s garbage Symptoms include: A mismatched pop culture nightmare of clothes that refuse to fit Either because one doesn’t know how to find the right size for their constantly-changing body or simply because they don’t care Hot Topic graciously wrapping its pale hands around teenager’s necks and enabling their habit of thinking they’re different I learned it can stem from the rom-com love we find ourselves up to our eyes in sometimes Self-centered enough to think that this movie features us as the stars And that rather than being ugly We’re merely the unfortunate, sarcastic heroes that are friend-zoned Because the world just doesn’t get us, yet I learned ugly is crying in a compact mirror, Applying too much Smackers Bubblegum lip gloss and wondering Why I was a Velma in a Daphne world I learned ugly comes from the idea That you don’t need to grow up But when I understood all that, I could start treatment And treatment came in realization I became prettier when I realized Velma probably got more dick than Daphne did And I could wipe off the blue LA Colors eye shadow and sleep soundly Knowing that it wouldn’t matter come college, come someday And that even though my DNA was in its emo phase Unable to express itself properly I knew the ugly would work its way out eventually Like a cold, like a bad disease I was on the road to being ugly-free With every new dose of self-love I got a little bit stronger I admired my scars because even though they hurt They made my skin mine And that no one could shuck it off with a paring knife in the night And wear my vessel like a costume My ugly skin belonged to me And I’d wear it with pride The cure to ugly was loving what I was Because I’d gone through the treatment and came out the other side And yes, there’s still that little girl screaming into her pillowwhat’s wrong with me? inside She tries to straighten my hair and pull miniskirts up over my jeans But I’m working hard to get her to shut the fuck up Because man She is ugly